"THE TOP SIGNS THAT SOMEONE IS or IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN"

1. Pag virgin, AMOY MELON. Pag di na virgin, MELON AMOY. 2. Ang virgin, pag tinanong mo kung virgin, mao-offend. Ang non-virgin, pag tinanong mo kung virgin pa, ang sagot, “Siyempre oo noh! Virgin na virgin pa noh!” 3. Ang tunog ng wiwi ng virgin, “Psssss…” Ang tunog ng wiwi ng non-virgin, “Wooosh!” 4. Ang virgin, pag kinalabit mo, “Ano ba, wag diyan!” Ang non-virgin, “Tara, game?” 5. Ang virgin pag umuwi after mag-burger with her bf, malinis ang lips. Ang non-virgin, may mayonnaise sa labi. 6. A virgin would say “STOP IT, STOP IT!!!” A non virgin would say “STUFF IT, STUFF IT!!!” 7. Ang virgin, mahilig sa beer. Ang di na virgin, mahilig sa hard. 8. When taking medicine, virgins prefer oral while non-virgins would rather be injected. 9. Ang non-virgins, bago kainin ang iltog at chorizo sa umaga, hinihimas muna. 10. Pag piki, virgin. Pag sakang, di na virgin. 11. Ang non-virgins, laging madumi ang pusod. 12. Ang virgin, hatid sundo. Ang non-virgin, sundot hatid. 13. Drop something on her lap. Ang virgins, iipitin ang mga legs. Ang non-virgins, bubukaka. 14. Virgins say, “Thank you!” Non-virgins say, “Please come again!” 15. ang non-virgins, mahilig sa aso. Kasi, nagkakatuta. 16. Ang virgin, mahilig sa bihon. Ang non-virgin, mahilig sa canton. 17. “Hihihi…” Non-virgin: “HAHAHA!” 18. “Bakit mo ko dinala dito?” Non-virgin: “Bakit mo ko dinala dito? Mahina ang aircon dito!” Thanks: RX 931 FM. listen to Chico and Delamar every Mon-Sat 6am-10am. The Morning Rush

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